Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Dachshunds with Erections Can't Climb Stairs.

Dachshunds with Erections Can't Climb Stairs.

 by Les Barker

Each night she's on the balcony, he loves her from afar
His soft, sad eyes are hypnotized, she shines down like a star.
His heart will break forever,his kind can't have affairs
For Dachshunds with erections... can't climb stairs.

His home's a humble bungalow, and her's a penthouse flat
He cannot go where she can go and that, they say. is that.
He never can be near her, although she knows he cares
For Dachshunds with erections...can't climb stairs.

You want to win a woman? Just be cool... be aloof
The dog who doesn't hit the stairs, can make it to the roof.
The dog who doesn't care will be the dog who wins the day
You'll never get to heaven... with your chopper in the way.

The spirit soars, the body falls and heavy lies the heart
That cries out with the pain of love. be still my broken part.
How painful is the passion and painful the repairs 
For Dachshunds with erections ... can't climb stairs.

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