The thing in my hand is a Canadian boomerange (given to Dean by Nick Lord so his son remembers he is Canadian) only early Canadians found they could not throw it so it would come back and they attached a long handle and essentially use it to club things.
Now our only other jumper is Bob whom we now have on a diet so we can lift him. .
This is Dean with Les the owner of the pub which would like to sponsor us this year. It is called Rickochez when you want to think of an elegant French establishment or you can call it Rick O'Shay if you want and Irish evening. It will also answer to Nathan's (except we were unwelcome there) and to the Depot Pub if you are old-school.
A couple pictures of Dean in action (in our home and away uniforms).